Last night we had a brown-out, followed by a full loss of power for about 3 hours. I don't remember ever experiencing a brown-out before - the lights all dimmed and none of the outlets … [Read more...]
Why I Will Never Be In Charge of Launch Codes
I think I have finally recovered from the lack of sleep last week. Hopefully. With some extra assistance from the giant Tim Horton's French Vanilla I treated myself to. When we spoke … [Read more...]
Exciting News!!
Hey guys!! I'm taking a break from cleaning blue jell-o off my carpet (the glamour never stops around here), to pop in and say hi!! So how are you? I hope you are well. Has the … [Read more...]
Back to School
It's the most wonderful time....sing it with me! And feel free to dance like no one's watching. Just don't for the love of God twerk. Because really, no one should be watching if … [Read more...]
Four More Sleeps
Poking my head up to see if summer is nearly over. Instead of my shadow I see a body outline made from peanut butter cup blizzard drippings, wet bathing suits, and empty xanax containers. … [Read more...]
Candy Crushing Cold
I've got a cold this week, and it seems that I am a whiny baby, and quite unproductive all the time when I am sick. Instead of resting by getting more sleep, I have accepted the laziness … [Read more...]
