Lean Cuisines are extra-lean when you drop your entire lunch on your family room floor instead of eating it.
This is significantly outweighed by the fat and calories in the family-sized bag of chips that is binge-eaten immediately following, because “There’s no way in hell I am making something else now after all that effort.”
I briefly considered eating it anyway. But I can’t be telling people not to lick the deck if I am eating off the floor now can I?
Skwishee says
Would you believe I had the exact same experience today, but with a bowl of soup? (The chips were “Smokin’ Stampede”, in case you were wondering.
Tara (Nerdgirlmom) says
OMG soup would have been so much worse. Haha about your chip comment! My real question is what was the name of the vodka? Because I would totally be washing those chips down with vodka if I spilled soup on the carpet. I guess we won’t be doing any fine dining together eh?
Skwishee says
My first thought was “at least it isn’t vomit.”
I’m not a good one to take to a fine restaurant, no. Oddly, I’ve never spilled at Wendy’s. :
Katja says
I wouldn’t have told anyone if you had eaten it, but you’re right…we must do as we say. Bon appétit.