Wordless Weight-Loss Wednesday

Lean Cuisines are extra-lean when you drop your entire lunch on your family room floor instead of eating it.

This is significantly outweighed by the fat and calories in the family-sized bag of chips that is binge-eaten immediately following, because “There’s no way in hell I am making something else now after all that effort.”

I briefly considered eating it anyway.  But I can’t be telling people not to lick the deck if I am eating off the floor now can I?


Comments

    • says

      OMG soup would have been so much worse. Haha about your chip comment! My real question is what was the name of the vodka? Because I would totally be washing those chips down with vodka if I spilled soup on the carpet. I guess we won’t be doing any fine dining together eh?

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